I live with two cats - 
              It's as simple at that.
              No dogs and no goldfish,
              No hamsters or rats.
              Syd and The Flea,
              My best friends and me,
              We're just like the three Muskateers.
            Syd's an old street cat.
              He's big and he's mean,
              So I scratch his chin whiskers
              And spoil him with cream.
              And The Flea's kind of dumb -
              That's just 'cause she's young -
              And she chases her tail round and round.
            Syd and The Flea,
              My best friends and me,
              Chasing a June bug
              Or sailing the seas,
              We go everywhere
              And we never get scared
              'Cause we seldom leave the apartment.
            Chorus:
              They can see things
              People can't see - 
              Ghosts in the shadows
              That make the floors creak.
              And they like paper bags
              And a good game of tag
              And they shed hair
              All over the sofa.
            We play hide and seek.
              They hate when I peak.
              Sometimes it seems like
              They're gone for a week.
              But I always win
              When I take out a tin
              And rattle it 'gainst the can opener.
            Then see them run
              'Cause food's the best fun
              At the end of a hard day
              When a cat's work is done.
              When the yarn's put away
              There's no games to play
              Then we cuddle up
              Under the covers.
            And the purring begins
              Like cat violins
              And I nod off to sleep
              In that grand furry din
              And we snuggle about
              'Til two cold wet snouts
              Lick my face a brand new "good morning."
            Chorus:
              They can see things
              People can't see - 
              Ghosts in the shadows
              That make the floor creak.
              And they like paper bags
              And a good game of tag
              And they shed hair
              All over the ottaman.
            I live with two cats - 
              It's as simple as that.
              No dogs and no budgies,
              No hamsters or rats.
              Syd and The Flea,
              My best friends and me,
              We're just like the Three Muskateers.
            Syd and The Flea,
              My best friends and me.
              They shed hair all over my pant leg.