Norm Hacking's Lyrics:
"Cats Everywhere"

There's a cat in the kitchen.
There's a cat in the hall.
There's a cat on the stairs
That I never met at all.
They all must be friends
Of Syd and The Flea.
They all come to visit
Every day of the week.

There's cats everywhere,
There's cats.

There's a cat in the cupboard
And a cat by the mirror.
There's one with a tiny voice
So you can barely hear her.
There's a cat in the cradle,
A kitty in the well,
A cat at the front door
Ringin' the bell.

There's a cat in the bedroom
Havin' a nap.
There's two cats in my arms
And a cat in my lap.
There's a cat for me
And a cat for you.
There's thirty in the back yard
Eatin' barbequed mice
(budgie burgers, canary kebabs).

There's cats everywhere,
There's cats everywhere.

There's a Persian cat
On a Persian rug.
There's a cat with a secret
Lookin' kind of smug,
A cat eatin' pizza,
A cat eatin' chips,
They're watching TV
And they're lickin' their lips.

There's cats everywhere,
There's cats everywhere.

And there's a cat on the piano,
There's a cat on the guitar
There's a cat in the driveway
Parking' his car.
There's a cat in the bathtub
Tryin' to get clean,
A kitty cat message
On my answerin' machine.

There's a cat in the kitchen
And a cat in the hall.
There's a cat on the stairs
That I never met at all.
And they all must be friends
Of Syd and The Flea.
They all come to visit
Every day of the week.

There's cats everywhere
There's cats everywhere
There's cats everywhere
There's cats everywhere
(several more repeats until fades out)